Last post of the month up on Patreon. Whew, I made it. Forty pages of pure mayhem. Are you still missing out on this? As little as five bucks a month for early access to three projects and more.
Too much writing already today, my brain is failing at this words thing, so I'll keep it short.
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Friday, March 30, 2018
Thursday, March 1, 2018
First Post on Patreon
First post on Patreon is up, it's a Billion Dollar Fairytale. So, now you're missing out. Run over and check it out. Support me to get more content. https://www.patreon.com/patrickelliottwrites
Next week I'll be posting again, the first story from Winter Knights in the Age of Carbon. Through the rest of the month I'll be posting early access to a serial novel. We, the Occupied. Tons of good stuff. My brain is full and I'm trying to empty it.
I'm also working on a novel, but for that you have to wait. You can't have it all in early access.
#author #amwriting #Patreon #shortstory #fairytale #shamelessselfpromotion
Next week I'll be posting again, the first story from Winter Knights in the Age of Carbon. Through the rest of the month I'll be posting early access to a serial novel. We, the Occupied. Tons of good stuff. My brain is full and I'm trying to empty it.
I'm also working on a novel, but for that you have to wait. You can't have it all in early access.
#author #amwriting #Patreon #shortstory #fairytale #shamelessselfpromotion
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
It's Time
Okay, so about a month ago I lost my grandmother, the last living one. Two weeks after her funeral, I lost my job. They decided to go in a different direction. I feel like it is four and a half years ago, when I started focusing on my writing hard core in the first place. Time for some life changes.
I am once again focusing on my writing. Maybe this was a blessing. The job ate so much time I haven't published anything in forever. I barely write anymore. Hardly have time to read. I can't do this alone though.
So, here I am, asking for your support. Let's change the world together.
Start off by supporting me on Patreon. If I'm a bit too dark for you (what are you doing here?) then spread the word to your friends and family who have tastes for darkness and/or satire for me. Better yet, do both.
Here's my main Patreon page. It's a per post pledge, launching in March, and will have lots of stories. It is up now, just no new posts until March. You need a direct link to reach it.
https://www.patreon.com/patrickelliottwrites
This is a monthly Patreon page. It will have limited, exclusive content. It exists to be searchable, because if you write dark things you have to mark yourself adult, and then people can't find you in the general search. So, on the one above, put the kids to bed first. This one if for the tamer audiences.
https://www.patreon.com/patrickelliott
While you're at it. Go by a book. I have five published. Do you have them all? Why not?
http://hyperurl.co/hcq5cq
If you have a Kindle, a Nook, or a Google device, my books are on those too. Just search for my name, or check out the links over on the right side of the page, except for Google Books. For that one you'll need to actually do the legwork.
Now, go support me, you won't regret it.
#amwriting #writer #author #writing #indies #aboutme #writinglife #shamelessselfpromotion
I am once again focusing on my writing. Maybe this was a blessing. The job ate so much time I haven't published anything in forever. I barely write anymore. Hardly have time to read. I can't do this alone though.
So, here I am, asking for your support. Let's change the world together.
Start off by supporting me on Patreon. If I'm a bit too dark for you (what are you doing here?) then spread the word to your friends and family who have tastes for darkness and/or satire for me. Better yet, do both.
Here's my main Patreon page. It's a per post pledge, launching in March, and will have lots of stories. It is up now, just no new posts until March. You need a direct link to reach it.
https://www.patreon.com/patrickelliottwrites
This is a monthly Patreon page. It will have limited, exclusive content. It exists to be searchable, because if you write dark things you have to mark yourself adult, and then people can't find you in the general search. So, on the one above, put the kids to bed first. This one if for the tamer audiences.
https://www.patreon.com/patrickelliott
While you're at it. Go by a book. I have five published. Do you have them all? Why not?
http://hyperurl.co/hcq5cq
If you have a Kindle, a Nook, or a Google device, my books are on those too. Just search for my name, or check out the links over on the right side of the page, except for Google Books. For that one you'll need to actually do the legwork.
Now, go support me, you won't regret it.
#amwriting #writer #author #writing #indies #aboutme #writinglife #shamelessselfpromotion
Sunday, December 31, 2017
A Different Social Media
For a while now I have been completely fed up with Facebook. I don't post here enough. I don't write enough. I don't do anything enough. Yet, when I'm not working, feeling sick, or sleeping, I stare at this electronic monster that eats my life, weakens my mind, and swallows my soul. I hate it, but I don't hate Social Media. I know there is a beauty behind it. I used to think Twitter was the way, until they started cracking down on the ideas of speech. I mean, when the platform founded on the ideas of free speech says they have grown past it (yes I'm over simplifying because I don't want to look up the quote) I lose faith in the platform. It still has its place and uses, but man, what a let down.
I started looking around at the alternatives, some of the new things coming out looked great. Some of them looked really great for artists! Then strangeness occurred. I was going to go into some details here, but I won't. Let's leave it at this. What I found is a few different places that aren't right. Places that don't live up to the hype, or places where those banned from Twitter congregate. In one case, I hope they evolve. In the other, I'm amazed that we now have two echo chambers fueling opposite sides. It is terrifying and counterproductive.
I didn't start this to bash what is out there though. Except maybe Facebook, because man am I miserable there. Aren't you? Never seeing the posts you want to see? Having ads for things you hate, don't want and don't need shoved down your throat, but not knowing what the people on your friends list are up to? I'm not saying I'm leaving it, not yet, but I'm spending less time there.
There has to be a better way.
And there is.
Come join me on Minds. I'm not sure if this link will automatically follow me. If not, follow PatrickElliottWrites and boom. There are a lot of great things about this place. Most of them you can discover for yourself. Your posts reach all of your followers. You earn points that you can use to boosts your posts to others. You can follow things you like. You can monetize your channel, so if you're an artist you can make some of your posts pay to view, if you want. I haven't done that yet, but I will probably do it in the future, maybe I'll go with Patreon instead, maybe both. Oh, and if you're not a dinosaur like me. They are launching a cryptocurrency in the first quarter of next year. So, lots of good stuff. The best part? I'm there, and I'm a badass. So, join me.
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I started looking around at the alternatives, some of the new things coming out looked great. Some of them looked really great for artists! Then strangeness occurred. I was going to go into some details here, but I won't. Let's leave it at this. What I found is a few different places that aren't right. Places that don't live up to the hype, or places where those banned from Twitter congregate. In one case, I hope they evolve. In the other, I'm amazed that we now have two echo chambers fueling opposite sides. It is terrifying and counterproductive.
I didn't start this to bash what is out there though. Except maybe Facebook, because man am I miserable there. Aren't you? Never seeing the posts you want to see? Having ads for things you hate, don't want and don't need shoved down your throat, but not knowing what the people on your friends list are up to? I'm not saying I'm leaving it, not yet, but I'm spending less time there.
There has to be a better way.
And there is.
Come join me on Minds. I'm not sure if this link will automatically follow me. If not, follow PatrickElliottWrites and boom. There are a lot of great things about this place. Most of them you can discover for yourself. Your posts reach all of your followers. You earn points that you can use to boosts your posts to others. You can follow things you like. You can monetize your channel, so if you're an artist you can make some of your posts pay to view, if you want. I haven't done that yet, but I will probably do it in the future, maybe I'll go with Patreon instead, maybe both. Oh, and if you're not a dinosaur like me. They are launching a cryptocurrency in the first quarter of next year. So, lots of good stuff. The best part? I'm there, and I'm a badass. So, join me.
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Sunday, July 23, 2017
My Dinner with The Son
I was just having dinner with Jesus. Yeah, since it's not football season he has some spare time to hang out with writers. It's a thing he does, hanging out with the little people, chilling with indies. I guess we're the modern day pariahs.
Anyway... you know when you're out with your friend and you start telling jokes? We get to that point. And Jesus is a funny guy. We're laughing, and he tells a real knee slapper. He says to me, "Patrick," He says, because Patrick is what he calls me. I mean I could insist on formality, but him being who he is I'm okay with informality. Anyway. "Patrick," He says, "Have you noticed how the people telling Christians to pay attention to Leviticus when it comes to immigrants are the same ones who were telling Christians to ignore Leviticus when it came to homosexuals a couple of months ago? Have you also noticed that nobody seems to notice that I undid all the laws in Leviticus and said the new law is don't be a dick?"
We laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Eventually a couple of old ladies shushed us and called him a long hair. He turned their coffee into whiskey and they were much more pleasant after that. I'm going to miss him when the damn quarterbacks start taking up all of his time again.
Until then, for more more insights from the mind of the Messiah, look here. http://hyperurl.co/duudrb
Friday, October 28, 2016
Terror from Down Under
Author gives readers something new to sink their teeth into.
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On
Halloween 2015, Aussie horror writer launched his first collection of shorts, Portraits Of Dread. His first work
was very well received and gained him some very favourable reviews. Now, exactly
a year later, Michael is set to chill his readers again with his new
collection, Choice Cuts-A Bite From The Dark Realm.
As
Michael explained, “This is another eclectic mix of stories, from dystopia,
to good old fashioned horror. I hope I've created a nice mix for my readers.
I've tried to add that unexpected twist and the wry humour which readers have
told me they enjoyed in my first
collection.”
STORIES INCLUDE:
PENANCE
Deep
within the bowels of an ancient mountside convent, Sister Elizabeta is locked
away praying for forgiveness while the Council of Elders decide on a horrific
punishment for her sins. What was Sister Elizabeta's transgression and what is
the punishment she is about to undergo?
A BITE FROM THE DARK REALM.
Something is eating the food at a suburban London supermarket. When
his overbearing boss tells Allan to rid the store of whatever is infesting the
store, he discovers something far more terrifying than rats and mice.
BLACK SILK PANTIES.
Jacob O'Halloran is a sexually repressed bachelor. He gains his
fufillment by stealing women's panties from suburban clothes lines. When he
tries to steal from Audrey he is going to be plunged into a nightmare because
Audrey has some issues of her own.
CHOICE CUTS ALSO INCLUDES:
Upon A Dark Horseman
Choice Cuts
Farewell Dear Friend
Brood Mother
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And more.
Choice Cuts will be released
this Halloween for the special promotion price of just 99c (Will be $4.99 from
November 2nd.) You can pre order Choice Cuts by clicking on the
following links.
You can also buy the paperback version on the Amazon page for $10.99
CONTACT THE
AUTHOR.
Michael loves connecting
with book lovers and readers from around the world. Feel free to ask him about
his work or just say G'day at any of the following.
#awethors #newrelease #horror
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Writing Sample - Long Time No Anything
So, I have been posting this around and realized that I haven't posted here in forever. Work has eaten my writing! I think this belongs in my current work in progress, or one of them.
I know you want me to shut up. I know how much you want me to stop talking about how we have lost our freedom, how our government has been stolen, about our murdered liberty, and our violated and beaten rights. I know you want me to stop telling you about the corporations and men in power raped Lady Liberty then left her discarded, like a Muslim immigrant, on the Boston shore amongst the refuse, contaminated syringes, discarded condoms, and used packets of lightly sweetened, freedom flavored tea her only company. You're not alone.
Everyone wants to silence me, begs me to put the gag in. You scream in a voice that echoes with their's. The two groups scramble over each other to burn the first amendment. I don't know who's worse, the ones telling me to shut up and check my privilege. Screaming at me to be silent, to let the victims speak. To stay out of the conversation and just let it play out, to nod along encouragingly while others write the world, to watch without condemning or condoning. On the other side stand those that shout in my ear that it is in my best interest to be still. They want me to just watch as others are oppressed and enslaved. Just keep calm and let us put them back in check. It's not your concern, after all, they tell me. You're nothing like them. Just hush, go back to sleep and let us do our work. Stay where you are and you'll be safe.
What nobody wants, is for me to speak. No. None of you want me to talk about the truth I see. You don't want the uncomfortable visions of a freed mind. No matter what side they're on, hell, no matter what side you're on, there is one thing you want. You want me to sit on the couch, staring into the television. You want me to watch the stars and wait for the end of the world, with a Xanax smile, just like everyone else.
I just can't do it. I'm too busy weeping for all of you that can.
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Friday, June 24, 2016
Digging to China
This is rough, no time to edit it.
#shortstory #author #Awethors #surreal #writing #writer
In the dim that infests a single twin
room, resting like a cavity, dead center, in an end of the road motel, the
darkest of dreams will visit one's mind. Even when they one is wakeful, or
leastwise fitfully unable to sleep. When rest eludes the body the mind
traverses plains unknown to all but psychotropic enthusiasts and romantic
poets.
Humanity likes to imagine that a man
living in destitution does so alone. Each cavern a pre-emptive tomb for an
unknown soldier in the war against capitalism. No one is ever alone though. If
one is not indulging in vacation provided by acid, the other inhabitants, the
bugs crawling over one's skin, must be real. It is enough to make one
fantasize.
It is said that every man has at least
one homo-erotic fantasy in their life. Mine was high tech. A robot penis. I
imagine it would be hard, cold, and taste slightly oily. Such a creation would
ejaculate a super hero. I contemplated giving my first and last blow job and
the force of the machine's pleasure driving my thinking machine out of its
case. A short step from deviant lover, to abstract artist. The robot in my
dreams would paint the wall in red and gray. Crafting an image a psychiatrist
could use to diagnose madmen.
Wiping the insects from my flesh I knew a
change of location was necessary. Thus did I go from nearly dead to wandering
vagrant. A dumpster, a cardboard box, an abandoned tent. Any one of them would
do, sleeping under the stars would do good for my soul after so long in
confinement. Then I saw it.
A Victorian treasure stood before my eyes. A for sale sign out
front gave me hope. Not to purchase it, no. Men like me, those unemployed and
lost to society, did not own homes. Instead I meandered to the convenience
store and borrowed their phone.
No offers were as yet on the table, and
no showings for at least two weeks. The asking price was high enough to make a
millionaire blush. I would be able to squat in this home for months, if I was
lucky. If I was very careful.
My possessions were sparse to say the
least. I laid out my winter clothes, the mud stained item I would don, over the
urine stained items I currently wore, when it grew cold. I laid out the faded
blue piece of foam that served as my bed. As i prepared to lie down I looked at
the wall.
Amidst the beautiful paper was a stain. I recognized the type. It was much as the mark
left by sweat from a desperate man will imprint on a threadbare mattress when
one foregoes sheets to save on water.
Peeling back that paper I found a hole
that echoed the ache in my heart and lack in my soul. The dark cavern was
filled with a corpse I recognized. How could I not? One is bound to know one's
own face.
I drew back in horror, thinking of who
to blame. I wanted to lay this at the feet of jack-booted government thugs. The
wished to blame it on the indifference of corporate fat-cats. I knew though. I
knew it was me. I left this corpse here when I gave up and gave in. In the
homes of the hearts of every man over twenty-five there was a sacrifice like
this. Laying discarded, waiting to be found.
I knew this must be disposed of. Nobody
must ever see what I had done to myself. I thought of what those heroes on
television would do. Retrieving the plastic utensils I kept for the rare
occasion that a man of mercy provided me food I began to consume the remnants
of the evidence of my crimes.
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Sunday, June 5, 2016
A Tradition of Anti-Heroics
I'm not special.
Nobody likes bills. Everyone gets
annoyed when they come in the mail. Most people get frustrated when the amount
is wrong. I dare say most people call the number at the bottom to fix the
problem. Most everyone wants to yell at the person, but, I think, almost nobody
really does. I didn't, because I'm not special. I did call though.
Everyone loves a sexy voice on the other
end of the phone. We start to imagine. All the features become physical. The
full bodied laugh turns into eyes you can fall into. The sexy burr in the voice
grows into that one part of the body, whatever it is, that you want thick when
the rest is slim. For me it's the breasts, if I was a girl I bet it would be
the penis. Like I said, not special. We fantasize our way through life, and
phone calls are no different.
I even started off by telling Samantha,
but you can call me Sam, that I didn't think I was special. She assured me that
I was though. They're paid to say that you see. Part of their job is making
customers feel important.
Anyway... she fixed my problem. So sorry
Mr. Smith, this was a problem with our computer, and I have corrected it. I fell
in love while she did it. I may not be special, but I'm not a moron. She was
flirting with me. So I screwed up my courage and asked her out.
Sam must be something pretty special,
because she said yes. We set the time and place. She gets off work in an hour
and I'm supposed to meet her for drinks. She even offered to buy. So, now I'm
sitting here thinking.
How ugly is this bitch? I mean, to say
yes to a date with some loser on the phone who has billing problems? The Trumps
of the world don't get miss-billed. If they do they don't even notice. How
repugnant is her personality, when she's not hiding behind a phone, that she
has to resort to turning her legitimate job into an escort service? I bet she's
a goddamned serial killer and she's planning on selling my organs on the black
market. Her breath probably smells like that fermented fish the old Scandinavians
are so in love with.
I'm sitting here terrified. What if all
of that is true? Well, maybe not the killer part, but I bet she has armpit hair
and feminist-forest legs. What if all of that is true and I show up to be disappointed
my her snaggle-toothed personality and Quasimodo looks? I'm not going.
I'm terrified. Worse than that? What if
none of it's true? What if she is the perfect goddess I met on the phone? What
if she's everything I imagined. Then she couldn't help but be disappointed by
me.
I'm not going, and you can't make me.
Don't judge me, because I'm not special.
You wouldn't go either.
I just want to say, for those confused by the title. If you don't know it, before comic books and RPGs co-opted the term as a synonym for dark hero, antiheroes were a literary device. The term literally meant, not a hero. Stories about them were stories about the common man. They weren't brave, or skilled, or stuck in great adventures. They were workaday people living workaday lives. This is something of a tribute, and a remembrance of words that have been stolen from us. If you didn't know that, well now you do. I just wish I could remember the style they were common in. I want to say Gothic, but I'm relatively sure that's wrong. If anyone knows, please comment below. If not, guess it's off to the library for me soon, since the interwebs have failed me.
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Monday, May 30, 2016
Keepsakes
I should give up the paper. I really
should. I'm probably one of five people in the city that still has the damn
thing delivered. It's a risk, an affectation. Still, I can't give it up. I step
over my guests to pick it up and bring it back in. I look over to their still
forms again and smile. At least I didn't disturb them.
The front page is the same old crap.
Russia is tired of our garbage, and we'll end up irradiating the world between
the two of us. The big egos yelling at each other. The companies sponsoring
them trying to convince us we should care. Tired of it, I turn to the local
section.
High school sports, local art (if you
can call it that,) and stuff to do on the weekend. Boring, who needs that in
their life? Like I can't entertain myself.
So, I look at the police blotter. Damn
it. Sometimes the universe leads us to the right place at just the right time.
I've never had a day go bad, not after I brought guests home. This is terrible
though. Have you ever looked into the paper and saw your name associated with a
crime you didn't commit? I never thought I would.
Right there, in black and white, it says
I robbed a bank. I read between the lines and realize they're be coming for me.
I look over at the guests and realize my luck is just getting worse. I really
can't let them be found here.
Wouldn't you know it? That's the moment
the cops decide to knock on my door. "Police, open up!" Yeah, yeah.
Okay. I can figure this out. Where did I leave my bag?
"Just a moment! I'm not decent.
Oh... and I didn't rob any bank!"
I look around, where is it? I speak from
the center of the room. It's the only way this is going to work after all. There
it is. The cop is shouting his lack of concern at my assurances.
I kind of figured he would.
Just like I expected him to tell me to come
out or he'll break down the door. I hope there are only two of them. I stand
next to the door, knowing they expect me to be in the middle of the room. True
to his words, the door shatters inward.
Two of those big cops rush through. You
know, the kind that eat too much red meat and spend hours at the gym? None of
it on the treadmill. Guys that will leave muscled corpses before fifty. Anyway,
they storm in.
As I slide in behind them, the brains of
the outfit spots my guests. They both aim guns, but it's the brains that
speaks. "They're de..."
I slide a needle into each of their
steroid enhanced necks and depress the plungers. Thanking god there are only
two of them. Look, I never said I didn't commit any crime, just not some low
rent bank job.
I hate unexpected company.
#shortstory #author #Awethors #writer #writing #writingprompt
Monday, May 23, 2016
One Eyed Men
Don't blame me. Blame the #muse and the #writingprompt
#shortstory #art #artiss #author #Awethors #commentary #experimentations #surreal #writer #writing
it is the day after the world went blind
the last man who could see gave in and
bought a tablet
i am as blind as anyone
my screen
my virtual reality
my all i see
if i looked around i would see that they
are all like me
if i peered up i would see them all in
the worlds orbiting mine
walking i repost stolen memes of
political bigots and idolaters
if i pause i might see her the girl so
lonely that she surfs the singles sites
i might ask her our because she is just
my type
she might not slice into crimson chords
that spill her lifes painting on white porcelain tonight
i dont and she will
i might see the man in blue as he
watches the computer and aims the gun at the transient
it could happen that the bum would turn
from the darkness of the news in the store window
i could step in and stop the bullet one
way or another
there is a chance
just one chance
that i would see the boy playing a game
on his phone
scoop him up before he enters the road
some small hope i could wave down the
bus driver reading the electronic map
if any of us could see we might stop the
travesty of a child buried under moving steel
if any of us could see we would see it
is the screens that make us blind
if we took off our three dimensional
glasses we might notice the darkness
we might understand it replaced the truth
they were meant to bring
we might just might find a one eyed man
to stop us from setting the world on fire
we dont though
we stay blind
the child screams and the world becomes
tinder
ashes in our mouths
if only it was taste we lost
instead of vision
#shortstory #art #artiss #author #Awethors #commentary #experimentations #surreal #writer #writing
Sunday, May 15, 2016
That Girl
I've always wanted to be a badass, a successful
badass. Failing that, and I have been for about half a life time, I've always
wanted to pretend to be someone is. Part of that always required an audience
that believed though.
The girl sitting next to me, no, the woman,
was French and twenty-something. Say what you will about the older man, younger
woman taboo, but here's a truth about it the media doesn't consider. When
you're basing a relationship on lies, it's the best way to go. If she was older
I never could have gotten away with it. The life story I told was two parts
Heff, one part King, one part Lemmy, and a dash of Connery. A woman my age
would have seen through some of all of it.
She wasn't.
I watched my worldly stories take her
breath away. I saw the interesting things that did to her chest. Yeah, at first
it was just physical. No, at first it was the badass thing. Second it was just
physical. I don't want you to think I'm a predator, but that second part, the
one where I noticed her body... Well, I don't know if I need to thank the king
of porn or the sexiest Brit ever, but Frenchy and I ended up taking a trip to
the bathroom.
Nearing fifty and joining the mile high
club. It was hot. It didn't last long. I'm fifty-five percent sure she wasn't faking
how much she liked.
Third came her talking. Telling me wild
stories. Tales like my own youth, except brought forward. Propelled to a time
when girls were free and morals were looser. I started falling in love. The
looks she gave me... Well, I knew she could get past the age thing. I wondered
if she could get over the lies. Then I wondered if I could keep them up forever.
I mean, hell I had a little more than
thirty years left, if I met the average. Looking her over, thinking of a decade
of wild sex with her I was betting I would be lucky to make twenty more if I
got involved with her. Especially if her stories were true and her wild days
were still going. Probably less, young girls suck life and money out of old
men.
Everyone that chases the young ones
knows that.
I decided I could keep up the lie, just
as I felt a sting at the side of my neck. I slumped towards her, wondering how
she smuggled so much liquid on board, as she slid the needle back into her
purse. Her wicked smile curved her lips as she whispered to me.
"The men you pretend to be were all
heroes of my father. If you were younger you might have recognized the women I
chose for my persona. Every one of them would be proud of me, removing another
pervert from the gene-pool. Sleep the sleep of damned, predator."
I swear she giggled as everything went
black.
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Sunday, April 24, 2016
When I was Old
I don't normally try to enjoy the sun,
something about the White Irish gene. That's ginger to you folks that are even
more bigoted than people who still say
White Irish. Sunburn, heat-rashes, sun and heat stroke aside... strange shit
always happens in the sun. I can't be the only one who's noticed that.
Yesterday was no exception. Except to my rule about enjoying the sun.
So I was stepping outside and the first
thing I see is me approaching. This was no normal me though. This was a me that
was the same age as Kerry Charlton. As if I was going to live that long. Truth
is, if my dad didn't turn out to be right, if the world didn't end... well
eventually the years of smoking would catch up with me, or the days spent in
the sun. No matter what, cancer was just a knock away.
So, this older than I'll ever be version
of me storms up to me. I can't figure out why he looks so pissed off. I mean he
looks like he holds the kind of anger I felt when I was in high school.
Thankfully, I'm a vocal, passionate ass. No matter what age, no matter if I'm
me or him. I don't have to wait long before he gives me what for.
"How dare you? Do you know what
you're wasting?"
I open my mouth to defend myself, but
then I interrupt me, of course.
"Do you know when an author does
their best writing? Of course you do, every writer does."
I am about to ask him to tell me but
then he does.
"It's before he becomes famous.
Before he has to worry about appeasing fans and keeping an audience. When you
do nothing but experiment, when your art is pure. Before you get stereotyped
and pigeonholed into the crap some publisher wants."
I sigh, about to defend myself, but I
won't shut up.
"We both know you're not famous yet,
and this is the best time. How are you wasting it? You're chasing success
instead of the art. Even the shit you do on that website is ego stroking. Why
aren't you trying to break things? That's what an artist does. What the hell is
wrong with you? You don't want to end up like me; rich, alone, unfulfilled,
sold out. Start writing the revolution now, boy."
I open my mouth to tell him that he
needs to learn to expand his prose. The idea is there but years of flash
fiction limit him. He seems to know what I am about to say. He seems to hate
that it makes his point. He l shuts my mouth by slapping me hard. My ear is
still ringing when I realize he has gone back to his own reality.
#shortstory #Awethors #author #writer #aboutme #writing #anger
Saturday, April 9, 2016
Origin Story
So, the prompt this week led me down the path of choose your own adventure. So, I decided to experiment.
#shortstory #authot #Awethors #comedy #experimentation #writer #writing #writingprompt
You did not realize it when you woke up
this morning, but this is the day you become a super hero. Or you thought you
did not, but obviously you actually did. You packed your lunch and went to
school, as usual. You carried your cartoon lunch box, as usual.
Chemistry class started out like normal.
Being partnered with the hottest girl in school distracted you though. Despite
your shaking hands, and your tongue sticking to the roof of your mouth you
attempted to carefully mix the components to the specifications the teacher
wrote on the board. But your partner's posterior kept distracting you. The fact
that she was laughing at all of your lame nerd jokes did not help either.
At step five she asked you to the
upcoming dance. Your hands were shaking so badly you could not measure
accurately. The fact that you turned your head is the only reason the
concoction did not end up in your eyes. So you still have your eyesight, and
that's something.
As you said yes the toxic looking purple
goo violently expanded. The foam covered your hands, causing a tingling
sensation. There was no pain, but it was not pleasant. Eighteen hand washings
later your skin is still stained violet. Your chemistry professor has assured
you there are no harmful side effects from the compound you were creating.
Still, it's hard to be sure.
Lunch comes after chemistry. Opening
your box you find no trace of the meal you packed for yourself. Instead,
sitting next to the empty thermos is a note. A note from your past self. You
read with great trepidation, and trembling hands.
Dear me,
We have just had an accident. I ate all
of our lunch for breakfast. This may seem greedy, but I promise there is a
reason. The compound still on our skin will give us super powers, based on the
next thing we eat. Choose wisely.
Love,
You
Obviously precognition and an extensive
vocabulary will be amongst your powers. Your meal choice will determine the
last and greatest of your abilities. Looking around you see a few options. You
realize you must choose wisely as your responsibility to the world will be
determined in this moment...
To gain X-Ray vision and start the path
of a perverted gray hero, eat some carrots and turn to page 5.
To obtain mental powers such as mind
reading and telekinesis, destining you for a secret identity revolving around
government work after graduation, gobble some fish and turn to page 9.
For physical based powers and the life
of a mindless bruiser that makes it on looks and charm without substance, grab
some spinach and turn to page 15.
To choose the life of a villain and
powers of darkness and danger, leave the school, snack on the nearest baby and
turn to page 666.
In order to gain powers of domination,
teaching, and creating obedience, swallow the note itself and continue on to
the next page...
#shortstory #authot #Awethors #comedy #experimentation #writer #writing #writingprompt
Sunday, April 3, 2016
Thursday
These days, they all blend together.
Just another day, I think it was Thursday. Shit, shower, and shave, just like I
did on Wednesday. Like most adults, I had mornings down to a science. As the
towel carried the last drops of moisture to the floor, the coffee pot finished
its magical mission. Delivering the nectar of the benevolent gods into a
transparent casing, prepared for my digestion.
The rationing was the worst. Two cups of
coffee a day is not nearly enough for a writer. There was plenty of whiskey at
least, but still... not enough coffee. On top of that, when I looked in the
fridge I realized if I wanted pleasure to last the week, I had to choose. Sugar
or cream, but definitely not both.
I decided I could drink it black on
Saturday, so I opted for both anyway.
I stood at the window, thinking about
how I needed to get back to the real world. I needed to get back to it soon,
but mornings are special. I sipped from my cup of decadently rich coffee and
stared through the glass.
And into the darkness. The Void, someone
was paid way too much to come up with that term. That was back when money
mattered though. When there were still such things as ad men. That was back
when our currency was made of paper. Now, it consisted of something more
important. Now it was made of art.
I needed to get back to the real world.
I took another shallow draught of my
beverage. I stared into the darkness, and we all know what happens when you do
that. It filled me, or it refilled me. Inspiration was hard to come by after we
recreated the world in our image. I remembered when the darkness that inspired
me to write was literary. Now it was literal.
I imagined a sunrise. The kind I would
have seen before the clandestine agency that separated those of us who created
from those of you who consumed did their work. I knew there was one. My clock
told me it was time for such things.
I could not see it though, just the
void. That bothered me. That spoke to my artist's soul. It filled the inner
being with words for the paper. I needed to get back to the real world.
I finished my coffee.
I sat down to write. Back to the real
world, my real worlds. I had as many people from our previous reality to
populate them as any of the other artists. Later I would log on and we would
discuss what we were doing with them. I wanted a good story to tell.
Perhaps it was the all encompassing
darkness that made me decide to write something light, and the varying degrees
of such.
#shortstory #writing #Awethors
Sunday, March 27, 2016
That Imaginary Line
I've never been good at spending my time
doing nothing. I guess that's why I started training for a marathon. Which is
kind of stupid, since I'm not very fit, much less a runner. I think I was
mostly trying to distract myself. Some thoughts live deep in the brain, in that
forgetting place. They like to travel though, don't they? I knew even then that
some of those were trying to visit the land of my upper mind. Being the kind of
thoughts you forget I didn't know what they were, but I was pretty sure I
didn't want to either.
You're supposed to run half the
marathon, and you work up to it. Unfortunately there was a block, one I
couldn't seem to cross. I reached that imaginary line, at Mason Ave and Dixon
St, and pain bloomed in the middle of my brain. Like an inferno burning to life
in the dry, gray tinder that rested there.
Seven days, the same number as the ones
I watched from down the street. Seven days from reaching my wall at that
intersection. That's when I saw the curtains twitch. I ignored it, just
somebody watching. Weird though, because nobody ever looked at me. Not even the
ones on the street.
The next day I saw a face, and eyes
staring. No big deal though. Just someone curious about my run. Maybe about why
I kept pulling up short at the end of their block. They'd get bored of it soon.
Then another seven days pass, and they were still watching.
I stopped, like I always did, looking at
the vacant lot, kitty-corner to where my feet cemented themselves to the
ground. I saw the curtains move, like they were rustled by the wind. The anger
my people are known for bloomed in my mind; a desert rose in the flames burning
there. I crossed the street.
My hands clenched into fists and the
fire burned brighter. I didn't know why, but this person had no business
watching me. I knew it was a woman, because as I pounded on the door, I smelled
her perfume. It had that faint patina of roses, like hers always did.
When Leesa opened the door, my jaw
dropped. There was no way. She...
"You're dead."
"You're so sure?"
"When the accelerant took, you were
on the wrong side. The building... it was a building right? A church."
"Go on, you are almost there."
"The building burned to the ground.
Everyone inside was to die, a sacrifice to the cause. You were in there with
them. You were supposed to be with me as I ran out but you weren't. There's no
way you survived."
"John, dear John. Nobody
survived."
#shortstory #author #Awethors #writer #writing
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Holistic Mediocrity Overseers
Over time the stale scent of blood
becomes like a lover's perfume. You know it is still there, and on a good day
you still catch a whiff of it. Most minutes though... most times... you just
forget the thing that used to define every moment with her (her the woman, or
her the city) fades into the background. It tickles the olfactory part of your
mind that defines memory but no longer stokes desire.
When I first moved to Detroit, that
coppery smell reminded me that reclamation was perfectly legal for a doctor.
Used cybernetics have a limited value though, and an even smaller window of
re-usability. Working as a wandering doc for hire was more satisfying. Most
days.
That day reminded me that the
fifty-third modification to the Hippocratic Oath meant there were always
choices to make. Sometimes simple choices. Most often very complex choices with
untold ramifications.
From guys with purple spines on the
outside, to women with orange, ceramic heads that replaced their original brain
cases, I've seen some weird shit. That day took the cake. Hell, that might have
been what it was about.
The seven foot tall, broad, muscular man
falling down in front of me made me think of soldiers in the third class wars.
He looked tough. But with the forgetting of honor and the absence of
training... well... they were all posers as big as the white gang bangers in
the nineteen eighties. With all the grace of a slaughtered hog he slipped to
his knees, a gaping knife wound in his gut.
His assailant, a nuvo punk, ran down the
street; brandishing his blade in front of him. Just as I stooped to look at the
victim, fate stepped in. As the fickle bitch so often does.
The assailant tripped and landed on his
own knife. Perhaps it was a drug induced walking coma. If I saw his eyes I am
sure they would have cleared. He was screaming in pain. His cries for help
echoed in my brain. He screamed about what just happened?
Like I said... He might not have known.
End of the day? He made a choice and he was responsible for it. Just like any
of us. He should be held accountable. I was responsible for my own choices too.
I had one to make now. Two patients, one traveling doctor. I did what any man
of morals and means would have done.
I pulled out my street doc pad and
scanned it. The information on both patients jumped out for my fingertips to
scroll through. I stood and walked towards the assailant. You would have too.
He had better insurance.
#shortstory #author #Awethors #socialcommentary #writer #writing #writingprompt
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Running to Brigid
Mother always told me some jealous woman
would be my downfall. Not even she considered that two of them might work in
conjunction. Let me back up a bit.
You ever notice how when the
hero/protagonist/poor schmuck caught up in shit he's just not prepared for
falls down in fiction it's always epic? I mean, one of two things happens.
Either some guy with the good looks of
Reeve and the powers of Pitt ends up overmatched. I mean, he can't be beat but
the writer puts some block in his way. Could be someone from his home
dimension, a fatal flaw like an attraction to easy women, or just an
overindulgence in alcohol. So he falls down but gets back up. Three pages later
he's back on the straight and narrow. He works hard, overcomes his demons,
usually inspired by some amazingly written dialogue between him and his, except
in that moment, unimportant but oddly wise friend. You know, the guy who
doesn't even know who he's dealing with and is slogging along when his buddy
could end all of his misery in a heartbeat. But the dick doesn't do it, does
he? No. He keeps that pal in misery, probably because it provides the earthy
wisdom needed for that one moment. Anyway, the dude gets over it all, comes out
swinging and wins the day.
Or... some schlub who never had a damn
chance is put into a situation they could never hope to survive. Usually with
great comedic affect and bowel liquefying terror they are taken to the darkest
corners of humanity. They trip over a well placed stick, thrown in their path
by the evils of a mad scientist, two dimensional monster, or conspiracy meant
to represent the evils of either corporations or bits of government that
espouse the opposite ideals of the author. Then, either the miscreant is beat
upon mercilessly by this tormenting entity to prove there is no hope and we
must all rise up as one to take everything back. Or, he gets in one lucky
sucker punch and, unrealistically, wins the day. Thus appeasing the boorish
masses rooting for the little guy and a happy ending.
Real life is a lot less complicated.
I won my spot in the Olympic relay on a
radio contest. I was stoked, because it included a trip and some tickets. I
managed to wrangle the time off from the minimum wage job strangling my life
and making such trips impossible.
I was to take the torch, get the flame
from Hera, or at least where she used to live, power walk the first leg, and
hand it off. Problem is, I've never been great at tying my shoes.
Long story short, I leaned over and
tripped on a damnable, loose lace. I fell into the pit of fire. Now I'm stuck
here wondering how this could happen to me, why I never knew fire hurt so much,
and why the smell of my own burning flesh makes me so insightful about flawed
literary tropes.
#shortstory #author #writer #writing #Awethors
Thursday, March 3, 2016
Prostrating Westward
On a man's wedding
day he is supposed to be the third happiest person in the room, except when he
is fifth or sixth. Normally his joy is dwarfed only by that of the bride and
her mother. Then there are weddings like mine.
In a wedding like
mine the groom can be fifth or sixth. They come in after the beaming joy of
both mothers, two fathers relieved they get to see their son married after all,
and before or after the other groom.
So, there I was,
staring into his eyes. Dueling crying mothers sounding in the background. The
justice of the peace droning on with words that, if my parent's had their wish,
should have been droned by a clergyman. I didn't care about things like that
though.
When our eyes met, I
was purely happy. So was he. That was what mattered to me. Then the jay pee
said the dreaded words. There were concerns you see. My ex was... well, a bit
psycho is putting it mildly. Psychotically dedicated to things best forgotten
would be a bit more accurate.
It was like a Clark
Gable movie, well, and edgy Gable movie. The Justice spoke to the heavens and
the heathens. "Should anyone here present know of any reasons that this
couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your
peace."
I looked around. I
had nightmares about this all week. I knew it was going to happen, even as I
hoped that it wouldn't. It all came undone, just as I dreamed.
The doors burst
open. As one, my ex streamed in. The whole group of them carrying their
trademark signs.
Jesus will laugh
when you have AIDEs - Read one.
Reenact Soddom -
Said a second.
And, of course, the
classic that would never die - God hates fags!!!
There were many,
many others. Most of them were variations of those three though. I saw
microphones in some off hands too.
My ex, and they
never gave up. He started ululuating and I started crying. Our mothers bemoaned
our fate and the destruction of their special day. Then the chanting started.
Long story short?
Most of the guests fell into the background in horror. Unable to raise their
hands against religious men and women. No matter how zealotous and evil they were.
Not everyone was willing to stand passively by.
After years of
questionable acceptance, some men will fight for their sons when a threat comes
from the outside. Other men are willing to take on the wrath of heaven itself
for what they believe in and those that they love.
#shortstory #writer #author #rights #socialcommentary #writing #writingprompt
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Rich Man's Shoes
When I lived a life of hate, they loved
me.
Always ready with their sharp toothed
smiles. I laughed, with just a hint of shame, every time those green scaled monsters
bit those better off than I. Until one
day I decided to remove the negative from my life. Swimming, peacefully, with
alligators made me decide I should try to do the same with my fellow humans.
There were moments, in my time as the
alligator whisperer, when the beasts responded to my desires and attacked the
objects of my hate. Other than the press conferences and the shows, people left
me alone. They knew something was off. Maybe not how I hated them, but they
knew I wanted their distance.
After the guru time, everything is
different. Time on the talk show circuit and getting to know my fans. I smile
now, instead of spreading my lips and showing my teeth. Now they cheer when I
enter the arena.
It is my first time back with my big
green friends and they seem happy to see me. The roar of the audience
startles them like it always has. Today
though, they swish and sway, agitating, just like a washing machine.
I wave to my adoring public one last
time before stepping through the gate. Something is wrong here. I know more
about these creatures than any other scientist alive. I also have the balls to
step in with them when the others stick to the lab. That's an old me thought. I
let it go. The gators aren't happy to see me. No matter how well they pretend
otherwise.
They know the act, they swim away from
me. Their eyes hunt the audience for prey. They seek those I would gladly have fed
to them a month ago. I do not point though, I let them find their own path.
Part of knowing your course is leaving everyone to discover theirs. Even our
animal friends.
With no enemy to destroy on my command
they turn and look back at me.
For a moment it seems like the old act,
but I read more in their eyes. I am weak. They know it. I left the path. Hate
was never something I wanted in my heart, but when it was there it created a
bond. Now, they need a new leader. In the savage way of the swamp, there is
only one way to pick a new alpha.
While the old one is alive.
Especially when he has betrayed the
cause.
I hear the screams, the horror, the
terror. I am at peace though. This is the wild, the way it should be. One
sacrifice for mankind. One noble act for all to see, witness the nature of
these creatures I know so well.
I learn another lesson. One wise men
have known for centuries. When one is free they feel no fear. Not even at the
end of a weapon.
When I turn to a life of love, they hate
me.
#shortstory #politicalcommentary #socialcommentary #author #writer #writing
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